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Alex + Colours: Yellow ➔ Raleigh 2011

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

mamalovebone:

need a sex tip? Cosmo says fuck a donut. fuck a donut. just fuck the fucking donut you fucking piece of shit. fuck you

nirvananews:

Nirvanaaaaahhhhh.

nirvananews:

Nirvanaaaaahhhhh.

iamtonysexual:

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

singing in a foreign language: am i dOING IT RIGHT??!?

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tumbrlplug:

*drops food and says Ctrl+Z*

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communistbakery:

what??? you’re bisexual but you have a PREFERENCE!???,???? N OT BI YOU’RE STRAIHGT!!!!! how DARE

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lyxdelsic:

the westborow godhatesgoths website’s ‘warning signs that your child may be a goth’ is my favorite thing because

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yeah getting doctor who pins is considered “goth”

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oops i guess thats all of you

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i..

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didnt you use the internet to create this website…?

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breaking news: shakespeare may have been a goth!

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what

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are you even..?

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yeah people that try to make friends are goths

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wow

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WOW

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im-horngry:

Cheesecake - As Requested!

im-horngry:

Cheesecake - As Requested!

startrekmademequeer:

[ding dong, ding dong]

Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?

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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.